Quotable quotes, bits of fumpee's wisdom etc

Question by father: "Why don't you like her?"
Answer by daughter: "eww! She's like, so hneh." [haha]

Random comment during message: "the way you hold your pen is very cute." [hneh?]

A certain someone's theory: "Heaven is communist" [urp!]

and this is priceless:
"mayboo. says:
sometimes i have to offer the smallest fraction of my attention to other pple.
but your highness, mostly you."