Thursday, August 31, 2006

i have a kiwi in my room and i don't know what to do with it

See if you use that as your moniker on msn ["I have a kiwi in my room and I don't know what to do with it"], these are some answers you might get:

Most commonly- "eat it"
Jeremy- "send it back to nz"
an army friend- "use it to polish your boots"
a certain girl went- "SMASH IT AGAINST THE WALL"

These, dear readers, are my friends. (:

2 comments:

harpist said...

Last week, i would have been able to reply you:

Bring it over and it can make friends with my kiwi, the fruit, as well as my kiwi, the animal.

Anonymous said...

dey, you are one kind of a kiwi keeper