words women use. grin.

Ay. Be going away soon. Tomorrow to be exact. Let's see.
25th to the 29th is the supa camp for kids and then I'll be back on the 30th which is a tuesday so I can play ultimate! Then... the 1st to the 3rd is the netball camp. Hmmm. The 5th is actually the beginning of yf camp but reporting time's at six so I'm hoping that I can make a trip down to the field at bishan park to watch the league and maybe throw disc. So I'll be away from the 5th to the 11th. Which is sat. So on the 12th I can watch the league again! (: Then from the 13th to the 17th is obs following which I'll be done with camps. phew.
That's a lot huh? I don't think I have enough clothes so this calls for a shopping trip! ((: Which I am doing later today with amanda. (((:
I LLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE shopping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha.

Anyway. The past two days have been madness. Like, I know I keep saying that [and it always is] but just listen. [Or read. haha] On monday I woke up at seven plus for training, and went for dance after that. [which I didn't really like, although it was interesting.] Showered in school, and then eguene picked me up and we went to his place where the rest were and man. I had lunch, watched a show, played squash, table tennis etcetcetc and topped it off that night with throwing discs in his swimming pool.
The next day?
I had to umpire for some carnival at rgs with the rest of the team from two onwards but it kept raining so I ended up having to umpire in the rain! It really was heavy and I was dripping wet. Oh haha guess what. The string on my whistle start bleeding its colour [yellow] and I didn't realise. Must've wiped my face with the stained hand bcz after the game charissa was like,
"rachel, your face is yellow."
and I said, "um I know. I'm chinese".
hahaha. Fortunately it wiped off pretty easily and I went off at four plus to meet eguene to go down to nyp to play ultimate. It was good! We ran barefoot on the hockey pitch which was really fun. And yeah. haha. I love ultimate! (: We played for about 3 hours straight without subs and just one break. Really really tiring but so fun! We stopped at about eight four five and after showering went to s11 at ang mo kio where I overate. haha. so fun right???? Too bad I can't keep this up otherwise I might lose weight. [Then again, I could gain some, at the rate I'm eating.]

okayokay. Enough about my wonderful fun-filled exciting days. [I honestly haven't had a single day where I was bored.] I want to show you readers something! It's really funny and I hope you'll enjoy it as much as I have. (:

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WORDS WOMEN USE
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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks -- this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"

GO AHEAD ( With Raised Eyebrows! )
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow." GO AHEAD!
At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not! faint. Just say, "You're welcome."

THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"

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Isn't that funny?? ((:
Yup. That's about it. I'll miss you guys... enjoy your hols yah?
Love you loads!!!!!!!!!!!!!