"The time has come," the Walrus said,

disconnection is a lovely feeling They're cutting the grass below me, below the trees that are my real life screen saver real time backd...

The art of stupidity- or, how to try blinding the self. It’s fairly simple, really. Simply get a contact lens solution that requires neutral...

I wonder if a butterfly knows what a thing of beauty it is credit: by = negromante

My pupils' sheer incompetence at formal letter writing has got me so overworked I need to rant somewhere. I don't have any b&j...

Was reading the papers last night, the first in a really long time, and was quite astounded by just how long I hadn't read. I think the ...

The derivation of perfectly logical linkages between clowns, aging and make-up. In other words, a conversation with john foo at the bus stop...

there's a smell in eusoff tonight. It's purid and light-heavy in that irritating combination that neither floats nor sinks so that a...

[to be sung to the tune of 'oh christmas tree'] oh eggy yolk oh eggy yolk how beautiful you are to me-ee dum-dum-dum-dum-dumdumdumdu...

because I told my year1s [whom I'm developing a soft spot for] that I'd try, I will attempt a composition titled 'the sights and...

Once you pop, you can't stop. That applies to writing too, I think. For which I'm glad. It finally started raining over here amongst...

So today I put on my pretty brown dress, the one with little waves and shoshes like sara lee's marble cake and tied the knots on both si...

Yours truly wants to announce that she heard herself being discussed by some students this morning, and that it was an interesting experienc...

I'm sorry I haven't been updating. I've been passive. I've been reading around in a vaguely passive-like way. Just.. floatin...

-clutches knees to chest and looks away

hullo. I shall update. Threaded my eyebrows today; a virgin experience. Painful, but it's very neat now. I guess it's worth it. News...